My name is Cadillac Jack.

I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years.

Welcome to my second act.

My name's Don and I'm Caddy's wife.

So we were at the store together the other day at Target, which is never advised to go to Target with your spouse. Because if you go in for the one candle, they're going to hold you to the one candle. We don't need a candle. Well, I'm just saying. Your other obsession is the things that you smell things, they don't really smell that you plug in the wall. Yeah. What is that called? A glade plug-in. Those things are like $7.99 apiece.

Okay, we have a lot of animals. We need those things. Anyway, so we went, and I had to get, like,

some laundry detergent and paper towels. Big items. Big items. Heavy items. Yeah, big steel. And so I needed you there with your muscles to help me bring it out, you know? So we roll our cart up to the front. And I head, as I usually do, to self-checkout. Yes. And you are mortified. Like, almost causing a scene. Like, you can't go through self-checkout with that many items. Yes, you can. No, you can. Yes, you can. It's an inconvenience, and it's disrespectful to other people that have under 10 items. It's that's, this is not the under 10 line. Let's be real clear here. Every self-checkout should be under 10 items. It's not. But it should be. And during COVID, they're encouraging you to check yourself out. But they don't have as many workers. And I love it. It's like it's the ultimate way of playing grocery store, like when you were little. We've talked about this. When you would get your mama's kitchen table and you'd get all of her stuff and you have ad machiniddy's ad machine abacus machine and you

push the buttons i loved that so now they have the little bar where you can wand your cat food and

cat litter i'm like the master of my domain with my cart i'm over there and i mean i'm getting this done

and like you you are causing problems you're you're just i have to keep saying okay can you either

need to come over here or move over there? Because you're just spinning around. That should be a T-shirt. Mm-hmm. Either come over here or go over there. But you're just spinning around. And it's like, okay. Right. I'm trying to do some things here. Well, because behind us are 10 people like me that are tapping their toes and sighing really deep because

they also believe that you should never take a grocery cart full of product and groceries

and many, many glade smell reinforcer wall unit things.

Plug-ins.

Through itself, check out checkout that's just your

opinion but it's not a popular opinion yeah but I'm telling you it's going on everywhere

right now we you and I had to go through the bank the other day and like through the actual

bank bank to get like a certified check for something and I told you like the lines at the bank, because you can't go

inside a bank right now. I mean, you can make an appointment, but then you may not get the

appointment until two weeks later. And these are not things. It's not like you're doing a mortgage

or something. There are things that normally you would do at a counter. You know what I mean?

With a teller, you might go in, but it's not exhaustive things. You're not opening a business account or something like that. And I told you the other day, there was this guy in front of me, and he gets out. This is the drive-thru. The drive, yeah. So he didn't go to, you know, there's the two places where you can go, but everybody wants the one window with the teller. So you can communicate better. Exactly. Because it's going to be a task that you would have in a regular world taken to the lobby. Yeah, you may need a little assistance. But at most branches, the lobby's not open. No. And so everybody's being funneled to the drive-through lanes.

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