Let's Get It Started
Strawberry Letter
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2019
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Dear Steve and Shirley I am I am darn near 50 years old and my wife is 40. We've been married for almost ten years and have two children both under the age of five. I want to make sure you all have the details. First of all I love my wife, but here is the problem. If I want some cookie I have to initiate it Ninety five percent of the time. Some times she will but it is rare for me. I don't want to feel like I am forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do. However I think we're both young enough to have the time of our lives. I have often gone to bed frustrated with the lack of cookie in our life. I have gone to bed naked..........
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| 0:38.4 | Here is the strawberry letter. |
| 0:42.0 | That's the brother right there. |
| 0:44.9 | All right, subject. |
| 0:46.2 | Let's get it started. |
| 0:48.2 | Dear Stephen Shirley, I am darn near 50 years old, and my wife gets voided. |
| 0:53.4 | You say damn, Neil. Okay. Shirley, you're not going to stop. You're going to stop doing it. I am darn near 50 years old and my wife is ford. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay. Shirley, you're not going to stop. You're going to stop doing that with these letters. You all just like to cuss. Okay, just say that. You got to read what the people. They wrote it, Shirley. It's not you cussing. It's what they see it. I am darn near 50 years old and my wife is 40. Shirley, let me just ask you this. Were you watching CNN when Donald Trump made the asshole comment |
| 1:13.9 | comment about Haiti and Africa? Every commentator took it upon themselves to take an advantage |
| 1:19.6 | of that situation. They did. Because it's journalism. Yeah. All right. And start being a professional |
| 1:26.8 | journalist. I am darn near 50 years old and my wife is 40. We've been. All right. Start being a professional journey. |
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