What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy. The first time I got high was in high school. I never had any interest in smoking and then I met this boy.

And he lived in the neighborhood across from me and we started hooking up and I remember he was a big pothead and so naturally I wanted to smoke with him I will never forget it was a Friday I get home from school

he taxed me he's like hey do you want to hang out me my friends are going to go smoke was so nervous, but I was just happy he was texting me,

so I was like, yeah, he picks me up.

It's three of him and his friends and then me.

We drive to like a random neighborhood nearby, We park the car and I'm thinking like I've seen this in movies like it's gonna look like a cigarette and I'm gonna take a little hit and things will be all right.

And then his friend pulls out a water bottle and I'm like thinking my head like what is going on and it's sideways and there's a hole in the water bottle.

And I remember wanting to die because everyone in the car knew how to do it. I had no idea what I was going to do, but I liked him so much. I didn't want to feel like a fucking prude which now in hindsight it's like why

didn't you just be like how do I do this but I didn't want to say I didn't

know how to do it so the water bottles getting passed around and I'm like trying to

peak like see how they're doing it because I'm like I don't know what I'm doing

they're doing something with the cap and taking the cap off but I could not get a hint of how to do it

finally his friend in the backseat with me passes me the water bottle and I have no idea what to do and so I kind of like

am like awkwardly stalling because in my mind I'm like let me wait for them all

to be like talking and not paying attention so they don't see me if I

fuck this up and be embarrassing. I finally catch a moment where they're all talking

about something. I go and light it. I burn the fuck out of my finger I don't know to take the

top off and I'm sucking and nothing's happening and his friend turns and looks

at me and he's like wait let me help you and I'm like

R I P to me I take the biggest hit and I just start hacking I am coughing my head off. I'm so embarrassed and I get

fucking high as shit. Ryan and I drive back to my house. We show up. My dad is sitting in the living room watching some

sports game. I walk in. I'm like high as balls. Hey dad, hey Alex, I've never been allowed to go in the basement with a guy alone.

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