Let’s Get Down to Business with Vanessa Gonzalez

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

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Summary

Vaccinated and Horny tour opener Vanessa Gonzalez joins Chelsea this week to talk about nude men approaching the stage, life on the road, and why it’s vital to ensure a variety of meats are present at every performance. Then: At 23-year-old debates whether or not to tie her tubes. A lesbian wonders if her bestie is secretly into her. And a new bride is devastated when her beloved cousin ghosts her on her wedding day.

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Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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1:49.8	Hi everybody, good afternoon. It's Thursday. Hello. Hi. Chelsea, you've had a big week this week.
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