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Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

Let’s Get Down to Business with Vanessa Gonzalez

Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.34.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Vaccinated and Horny tour opener Vanessa Gonzalez joins Chelsea this week to talk about nude men approaching the stage, life on the road, and why it’s vital to ensure a variety of meats are present at every performance.  Then: At 23-year-old debates whether or not to tie her tubes.  A lesbian wonders if her bestie is secretly into her.  And a new bride is devastated when her beloved cousin ghosts her on her wedding day.

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Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearChelseaProject@gmail.com

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Executive Producer Nick Stumpf

Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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0:46.0

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

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Hi everybody, good afternoon. It's Thursday. Hello. Hi.

2:00.0

Chelsea, you've had a big week this week.

2:02.0

I did. I made an announcement that Joe Koi and I are no longer together. So I announced that on my Instagram page as one does I figured since we're have been such a public couple that it was only appropriate to publicly break, break up or let everybody know because people were so invested in our relationship and so supportive, which was so moving to me.

2:30.0

And it was really heartfelt to always hear how you know everybody loved it and was so inspired and how I just wanted to let everyone know that it is you know an ending but it's a beginning and it's not something that is going to break either one of us.

2:52.0

And that I have more hope than I ever have about love and finding love and I now know that it's possible in the least in the places you least expect it. I believe that I believe that for everyone for me and for everyone else and that my heart is open and it's not going to shut you know it's now I'm open to the idea of spending my life with someone and I had it been for a really long time.

3:19.0

Your post was so beautiful and you know I can tell that you both learned so much from each other and I think that's really all we can ask for my relationship is like not necessarily till death to us part but like what how did you become more yourself and how.

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What did you learn about yourself when you were in that relationship for the good parts of yourself and the bad parts of yourself you two are wonderful together and I know you said you'll you'll still be friends and yeah yeah you know I mean it's hard to go through breakup obviously but it's important to go through it and not avoid it and not distract and deflect and like I'm very against that I'm very much about sitting in my pain and understanding that something I you know that I hoped was going to work out.

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