Let's get dizzy.
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2022
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Grab the Dramamine and Fireball, it's time for the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast.
We start off strong and passionate by talking Taylor Swift and the cutting edge Eras tour. Donna breaks down the new method of selling out stadiums with credit cards, presales and very long waiting lists. It's a marketing style that we think will be the new norm now that Swifties have proven the concept.
Then we hear from @Jesus and Marvin Gaye, except Marvin isn't verified. So who knows.
From there we go to Dolly Parton, $100 million and what qualifies for the Jeff Bezos something-something award. How long would it take YOU to give away the money?
We also introduce a brand new competitive segment to the show - Dead, or not Dead? So tune in and play along. Just don't have your volume up very loud… When you're finished, let us know how many you got right. Then clean out your ears. 7704646024.
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| 0:00.0 | And all she wants to do is bring light into other people's world. |
| 0:05.0 | That's all. And so we couldn't have thought of someone better than to give this award to Dolly. |
| 0:10.0 | Listen, I'm all about bringing light into the world. |
| 0:14.0 | But that's it. That's the filter for receiving $100 million from Jeff Bezos. |
| 0:19.0 | I'll light this bitch up for $100 million. You will hear a lot of conversation coming up about from Jeff Bezos, I'll like this bitch up for $100 million. |
| 0:22.1 | You will hear a lot of conversation coming up about the Jeff Bezos Courage and Civility Award. |
| 0:27.9 | And just a heads up, in conversation, I do admit, that would not be a good idea for Jeff Bezos to award me $100 million because I do not know with all certainty that I spend it all on charity. |
| 0:37.6 | But you know what, I do know with all certainty, I would not spend it all on charity. |
| 0:42.7 | You will learn how long Dolly has to spend her $100 million. |
| 0:46.6 | Donna and I disagree with the timeline and think you should be given seven days, |
| 0:51.2 | but you can't just hand it off to somebody sitting outside your local Chick-fil-A holding the side, says Donna. Like, get off the curb and go make an autumn shake. The little fella who sits by the Chase Bank, if he needs to start working, he can start working today, making Autumn Shake. Oh, they'll put him to work. Goes to Chase Bank because you can't just become a tellper. Damn, she's good. And hot. |
| 1:12.1 | Donna walks you through |
| 1:13.1 | the Taylor Swift ticket on sale. |
| 1:15.1 | If you're listening on Upload Day |
| 1:16.0 | that happens tomorrow. |
| 1:17.4 | Ooh, it's going to make you dizzy. |
| 1:19.5 | Who are these people now? |
| 1:21.1 | They're left out. |
| 1:22.4 | No. |
| 1:22.8 | They didn't get chosen. |
| 1:23.6 | That's how life works. |
| 1:24.4 | And we wrap this episode |
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