I was just trying to get those podcaster voice actor millions all that podcasting money that you

all that stuff right that audio book narrator money I was gonna get oh god this is we have

concerns hi Jeff canada hi Anthony carbony hello concerned citizens Jeff I've got good news for

you oh good I've been I've been needing that lately well here it is your kids aren't assholes you

haven't been around them in a while and no listen I know you've been cooped up with them for a month

now yeah I'm sure I'm sure it feels like your kids are assholes but I can tell you without a doubt

your kids are not assholes at least they're not they're not assholes anymore than any other kids have

been throughout history okay so if we're on a sliding scale over if we're grading on a curve they're not

assholes if you're grading on a curve these kids are fine and the reason I bring this up is because

and this is something that a lot of people are talking about right now with shelter in place with

quarantine with all this stuff is is technology turning our kids into assholes oh I'm so glad we get

to talk about this because I've been very worried particularly lately because we had been pretty

strict for the first couple of years of my son's life but yes the shelter in place all the rules

have gone out the window it's a total slippery slope TV time has gone up looking at the iPhone time

has gone up I even I even gave my son my old 3ds and you said here knock yourself out kid wow

and I know that you've been you actually and this is something that people people ask me all the time

and I'm sure people ask you all the time is like oh man or say to you all the time is like oh man

your kid when you have kids or your kid must have the coolest toys and play with the coolest stuff

and it's like I always say no I'm gonna give my kid a wooden block that's right that's my stuff I

heard that stuff that's that's not his stuff or her stuff that that is yes exactly I that was the

first two years of my son's life is is he didn't know the video games existed I never played them

around him he never saw it no and it's not just well I think it's funny that in your case it's

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