let's ease into it, maybe?

What Fresh Hell Is This? With Stanzi Potenza

Pod People

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Stanzi takes you back in time for the first installment of “Dr. Maltese and Mildred McJenkins," a tale about a crooked doctor and his hideous handmaid; observations are made on scheduling time to read your smutty web comics; and find out what it would sound like if Edward Cullen from Twilight and Roz from Monsters Inc hooked up (hint: it’s very slimy). Follow Stanzi on Insta: @StanziPotenza Follow Stanzi on TikTok: @StanziPotenza Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/WhatFreshHellIsThisPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/WhatFreshHellIsThisPodcast What Fresh Hell Is This? is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to What Fresh Hell Is This With Me, Stonzy Potenza.
0:16.6	On today's episode, Jesus Christ, why would I tell you what's on today's episode?
0:20.4	Never heard this before, it's the first one, let's ease into it a bit, maybe.
0:24.4	What's fresh hell is this? This is going to be great, I promise.
0:33.4	Breaking news, if you were receiving this right now, it's because you're a huge bitch.
0:38.4	Christ, a fresh hell is this.
0:44.4	Hello and welcome to What Fresh Hell Is This With Me, Stonzy Potenza.
0:50.4	So, this is the first of what I hope will be many, many episodes.
0:55.4	And I, I don't know, I just feel like we need a bit more fanfare to mark this ostentatious occasion.
1:02.4	Maybe a little choir music, something majestic. Can we cue something up like that?
1:07.4	Some of the angels or some shit?
1:11.4	Ooh, yeah, that's nice.
1:13.4	Really sticks the landing.
1:16.4	I just want to bask in this because it's a big moment for all of us.
1:21.4	This is huge for us. And every week, I hope you'll trust me to take you on a journey into the farthest nether regions of my subconscious.
1:29.4	Because what the fuck else are you going to listen to on your commute?
1:33.4	You know what, don't answer that question, I know there are a lot of other podcasts out there.
1:38.4	But this one is just for us, this is our special time, so safeguard it.
1:45.4	I am so excited to start this new podcast adventure.
1:49.4	As some of you know, I had an old podcast that I stopped doing almost immediately after it started.
1:55.4	And that is because I don't like doing things.
1:58.4	For someone with such extravagant dreams, I really do not have the drive to back it up.
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