Let Me Tell You Something: Why Hate Watching the NFC North is My Love Language
Packernet Podcast: Daily Green Bay Packers Podcast
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4.7 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
Big Sal from Peshtigo is FIRED UP. The Packers don't have a first-round pick tonight — Gutey shipped it to Dallas for Micah Parsons and Sal would do it again twice over — but that's not what tonight is about. Tonight is about the holiest day on a Packer fan's calendar with no skin in the game: HATE WATCHING. The Lions, Vikings, and Bears are all about to step to the podium, and Big Sal has predictions, grievances, and zero mercy.
- Why the Lions will draft ANOTHER offensive lineman at 17 while their defense crumbles — and why "In Brad We Trust" is the most delusional meme in football
- The Vikings spending pick 18 on Dillon Thieneman while their D-line gets bulldozed by Jordan Love twice a year
- The Bears and their seven-year streak of ignoring defense in round one — plus Big Sal's snowblower analogy that perfectly explains the Chicago franchise
- One small, petty admission from Big Sal about being jealous of the teams actually picking tonight
Ryan and Kullen are LIVE STREAMING day one of the draft with a full war room setup. Pull up a chair, grab a beer, and hate watch the NFC North with Pack Nation. Smash subscribe, leave a review, and tell your jagoff cousin who roots for the Bears.
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| 0:00.0 | Let me tell you something, Pac Nation, in his draft day, in his draft day, the most beautiful day on the football calendar, the day where careers are made, where general managers either look like geniuses or look like the Jagoff who tried to hook up his own dishwasher and flooded the basement. And we have no pick. No first round pick. None. Zero. Goody traded it away from Micah Parsons. And you know what? I would do it again. |
| 0:40.5 | I would do it twice. I would mortgage the next three first rounders for that man and sleep like a baby. |
| 0:47.6 | But that is not what today is about. No, no, no. Today is about something sweet of Pac Nation. |
| 0:53.2 | Today is about hate watching. |
| 0:55.1 | Today is the holiest day of the season for a pack of fan with no skin in the game. |
| 1:00.2 | Today we get to sit back, crack open a cold one, and watch the Bears, the Vikings, and the Lions step up to the podium and embarrass themselves. |
| 1:09.9 | Are you hearing me? Are you hearing me? Listen, |
| 1:13.4 | when your team picks, you are nervous. You are pacing. Your wife is asking why you are sweating |
| 1:19.5 | through a t-shirt at 7.30 in the evening. But when those three Jammok's pick, it is comedy hour. |
| 1:26.2 | It is appointment television. It is better than any |
| 1:29.2 | sitcom that has ever aired on any network in the history of the medium. Let me set the table for you. |
| 1:36.3 | The Lions pick at 17. The Vikings pick at 18. The Bears pick at 25. Three swings. Three opportunities for a division rival to do something so stupid, we all laugh about it for 10 years. |
| 1:51.0 | You think I am exaggerating? |
| 1:53.0 | I am not exaggerating. |
| 1:55.0 | Let us start with Detroit. |
| 1:57.0 | The Detroit Lions. |
| 1:58.0 | Brad Holmes, the guy who every draft Twitter expert has the mailing love letters to since 2021. |
| 2:06.6 | And what is Detroit going to do at 17? |
| 2:09.1 | You watch. |
| 2:10.3 | They are going to take an offensive lineman. |
| 2:12.6 | Again, they are going to take a tackle. |
| 2:15.5 | Monroe Freeling, Caden Proctor. |
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