Let me introduce you someone they call G-D | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #070

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

There is a reason these mother-son episodes are fan favorites, even over episodes where Roseanne is interviewing big-time guests. In this episode, Roseanne reflects on the spiritual breakthrough she experienced during the holiest Jewish holiday, Yom Kippur. She also explains how she was right all along about Diddy and Hollywood baby eating. Jake takes his time to educate his mom on why people hate Jews and why Trump supporters should be more optimistic than ever.

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0:00.0	Greetings Earthlings Earthlings.
0:04.4	Nephilum, aliens,
0:10.1	uh, doppelgongers, phantoms, warlocks, wisards, popes, Jesuits, Freemasons, Jesuits, Freemasons, Jews, Arab-Robb Jews, Jews who are intermarried with Pharaoh, that's what Arab
0:32.0	Arab-Rob Arab means.
0:34.0	Babylonian types.
0:36.5	Not real Jews.
0:39.3	I'm going to talk about real Jews.
0:41.9	I'm a real Jew. Bitches. I'm telling you what, I'm a real Jew. Okay?
0:52.1	Don't forget to say welcome the Rose and our party. Okay.
0:55.0	Don't forget to say welcome the Rosemary of our podcast for you. I'm not done yet.
0:56.0	Oh, sorry.
0:57.0	I didn't even get to my animals part.
0:59.0	Oh, I'm sorry.
1:00.0	You should be sorry, weighing 10 leaving me with like four inch hemorrhoids from pushing
1:07.2	your house out for two hours. Don't ever interrupt me.
1:12.3	I'm sorry mother. I'm sorry mother. Please continue. I love you son. I love you too. This is going to be fun. I'm excited.
1:18.4	Thank you. You're a genius. We're going to get to that. We're going to get to all kind of things like having
1:25.7	emergency kits on hand, like TWC Contagion Kit, because we're going to talk about that later.
1:34.0	But you've got to have these meds on hand,
1:36.0	so, you know, for whatever, they're going to unleash on us
1:39.0	because there's an election coming.
1:42.0	But I got it all figured out, you know, I asked you all to give me my
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