You're what's popping? I am the man that puts a junkin' juxtaposition, aka Mouse Jones, aka the host of the Dead Ass a Comedy Show. And what I want you all to do right now is why you listen to this podcast. I want you to head over to Deadass Comedy Show.com. I want you to cop two tickets. Not one. Cop two tickets to the next month show. It is every Thursday, every first Thursday of the month. If you got a first Thursday available, we want to see you.

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if you know what I'm saying So shameless

If you know what I'm saying

So shameless

My wife is 33 years old

We have been married for 13 years

And my wife just cheated on me she cheated on me on a girl's

truth not even 30 minutes away from where we live on day one of three she sloped with another man She said she went to a bar with her girlfriends and family.

And at this bar, she wanted to see if she still had it, or so she says.

She approached a guy who was 10 years younger to her, talked to him, had a few drinks and dads together. And she said

that was supposed to be it. But somehow he chorned her into a kiss. That kiss led to them

making out. Making out led to her inviting him to walk her back to her hotel. They went back to the hotel and they did what grown-ups do.

She asked him to stop. After asking him to stop, she asked him to keep going. And that happened

for three. Slipped out. She put it back in. Until she finally asked him to leave and he left.

She said he wasn't forceful.

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