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The Three Questions with Andy Richter

Let JB Smoove Fix Your Life

The Three Questions with Andy Richter

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.53.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Andy drops in to tell you about Team Coco’s newest podcast! It’s called May I Elaborate: Daily Wisdom from JB Smoove. Every morning, Monday through Friday, JB will take an inspirational quote and squeeze even more meaning and motivation out of it. This show will help you laugh your way to your most enlightened self. We could all use a personal guru - make yours JB! Check out the first episode here. Wanna hear more? Subscribe!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi listeners, it's me Andy Richter. I know you tune into the three questions for deep, funny, and thought-provoking conversations with your favorite people.

0:08.4

But where do you tune in for answers to the big questions like, what's my purpose? How can I change the world? How do I become my most enlightened self?

0:17.6

Well, there's only one man who can answer those questions for you, and his name is JB Smooth.

0:22.8

You may know JB as Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm, or from his multifaceted TV and film career.

0:29.4

And now JB is here to help you. Team Coco was launching his new podcast. May I elaborate, daily wisdom from JB Smooth, today.

0:39.0

Every morning, Monday through Friday, JB will take an inspirational quote and squeeze even more meaning and motivation out of it, in a way that only JB can do.

0:49.0

Each episode is bite-sized, between 10 and 15 minutes long, and it's the perfect way to kick off your day feeling enlightened, entertained, and grounded.

0:57.2

Very funny and a little weird. It's very JB. He's the perfect thing to wake up to, just ask his wife.

1:03.8

And I've got an episode for you to listen to right here, right now. So listen, enjoy, find some inner peace, and if you like it, head on over to Wherever You Get Your Podcast, and subscribe so you don't miss a single episode.

1:16.2

And now, JB Smooth.

1:18.2

New Day, New, you wake your ass.

1:22.0

Only straws, straws, it's the Monday, fucking gratitude.

1:25.6

Be mine. Listen to May I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, JB Smooth.

1:32.6

Ha ha, look at you. Do you even know where you are right now?

1:42.6

I always say look at you, I want you to look at yourself. You know?

1:46.6

I want you to have a place where you can be the best you, the best fucking you that you can be.

1:51.6

It's a tradition army too, be all you can be. Fuck that, be all you can be.

1:56.6

You wanna say? I said that shit incorrect. I tell my fuckers, be all you can be.

2:03.6

Trying to keep your ass 100, 100. All the kids sit there right now. I'm gonna keep it 100 on you.

2:09.6

I'm gonna keep it 101, 102. I'm gonna fuck around and go 100, and 20 on your ass.

2:15.6

I don't know. Sometimes it depends how fast I'm driving. It's a your ass. Sometimes you're driving the VD5 mile or I was on.

2:23.6

But your ass is on 75 in your mind. Oh shit.

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