Personal notice dangerous my stock and trade except today.

If you've got a job that's too tough for you to handle and it's too tough for me.

Merry Christmas, George Valentine.

And don't bother me with details. The Standard Oil Company of California on behalf of independent Chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the West,

invite you to let George do it. Santa Claus in Glass, a transcribed adventure of George Valentine. times.

Stabs, I said, S-T-A-B-E-D,

stabbed, this bird's been stabbed.

What do you do, George?

Listen, Johnson, I don't want to work on Christmas any more than you do, but we did...

Tell him, that's the way we found in the York...

Yeah, that's right, Johnson. He was all trussed up on everything, but...

What?

Head, what head? He doesn't have one naturally. That's the point. The knife must have...

Oh, oh, I get it Johnson.

Okay, see you later.

Well, George.

Hey, what happened to the radio?

Oh, there we are.

For heaven's sake, it's almost three o'clock. What did he say?

His wife says, just put some stuffing where the butcher tore the skin and shove it in the oven.

I thought you told me you know how to cook a duck.

Well, I do, but the skin's two dots just fine. I thought you told me you knew how to cook it duck.

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