This is Bird Note.

Something we at Bird Note pride ourselves on is our ability to offer an immersive and informative sound experience every day.

Research shows that exposure to birdsong is good for our mental health and connects us to the natural world. Listen for yourself.

First, take a moment and enjoy the enchanting call of the tufted puffin.

Ah, can't you just feel your anxiety melting away?

Imagine life is a tufted puffin,

adrift for most of the year in the cold, dark, unforgiving North Pacific Ocean.

Now, take a deep breath and immerse yourself in the soothing sounds of this northern flicker.

Don't you feel more relaxed?

Perhaps as satisfied as a flicker must feel after stuffing her belly with thousands of ants.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy one of the most calming sounds in all of nature.

Honking geese.

It's no wonder, Bird Note is so popular.

Listeners like you simply can't get enough.

And our shows are always expertly produced,

with impercable pacing,

a ration, and an annuniation to ensue the best person

listening experience.

So before we go, there's just one more thing to say.

Happy April Fool's Day.

For Bird Note, I'm Nick Byard. You know,