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It's a Monday, you know what we do here on a Monday OG? We raise our glasses in this case,

mugs, because it's it's late enough somewhere for an alcoholic beverage, but not for me today.

This guy. This guy's drinking coffee. Is that brandy in your coffee?

Salute our troops. It's a hotty-totty. You got a cold, you need a hotty-totty.

I do have a cold. This time is bronchitis, by the way. I have not been not sick.

Is that a double negative there? I have not been not sick. Yes, I have been sick since December 15th

with different things. One slides right into another. I feel like, you know, remember the WWE

and the tag team, well, those probably still happen, right? But for me, I don't watch that stuff

anymore, but they tag team and the next one comes on. I'm like, hey, we got you a little

creepy cold. Bam. Hey, we got you. Try to poison yourself. Bam. Hey, we got your bronchitis.

Bam. It's like they all just one melds into the next one. Well, I've been sick since Thanksgiving,

so yeah, I bet mine started around Halloween. Been sickier, crap, since 2012.

And on that note, let's raise our mugs and salute the men and women keeping us safe so we can

just bitch at each other. It's a men and women in the US Armed Forces. I'm the men and women

making podcasts and mom's basement and the men and women at David Federal Credit Union. Here's

to our troops. Let's go stacks of measurements. At some point far in the future, historians will

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