This is an IHeart podcast.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

See, yes, signor.

It's a dimly lit room, deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound.

Hey, y'all, hump day.

Freaking camel in the studio for hump day.

It's a promotion.

Camel cigarettes.

We signed the deal 50 years ago.

It was a mistake.

It's a long-term deal, and it's... Camel cigarettes. We signed the deal 50 years ago. It was a mistake. It's a long-term deal, and it's Camel in the studio and home today. So anyway, today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Gerald R. Ford. Not the man, the gigantic aircraft carrier, which we have sent down to the Caribbean to warn China,

you best not cross the straits of Taiwan

and attack our ally and chipmaker Haiti or something.

That's the menace Maduro.

Right.

I remember when the Caribbean was not our greatest security, you know, the naval area.

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