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Run That Prank

Lent - 03.10.26

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:37.6

Guaranteed Human. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for, SNF? What's happening? Well, we've been talking about it a little earlier about giving up something for Lent, right? All right? Yes. And this prank is called Lent. And I'm going to call this gentleman and let him know that, you know, I'm going to give your wife up for lent. I'm giving your wife up for lent. I mean, there's some things we need to sacrifice, right or wrong. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going to get your wife up for Lent. Now, when Lent over, I'm going to need everything back now. I can't, I got to get back now. That Monday going to meet her back now. Okay. I'm just letting you know. You can have her till the day after Easter. But, yeah, this is lit. I'm giving up something big. I'm sacrificing a lot, y'all. Let's go get, dog. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah, this. Hey, what's this? This cliff, man. I work at the post office with your wife.

0:54.5

How you doing, brother? Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah, this is he. What's this? This, Cliff, man.

0:55.5

I work at the post office with your wife. How you doing, brother? I'm doing all right. Everything cool? Yeah, everything good, man. Everything good. Like I say, my name is Cliff, man. I wanted to reach out and holl at you about a couple things. If you got a minute. You got a minute?

1:09.2

Yeah, is everything all right with my wife?

1:11.1

There's something wrong or something?

1:12.2

No, no, no, no, no.

1:13.4

No, no.

1:13.6

No, no.

1:13.6

No, no.

1:13.6

Your wife's good, man.

1:14.4

Your wife's good. about a couple things if you got a minute. You got a minute? Yeah, is everything all right with my wife? Is something wrong with something?

1:12.2

No, no, no, no, no. Your wife, good, man. Your wife good. I wanted to hit you up, man. We've been working the post office quite a while. We've probably been in the same room a few times, man. I don't know if you remember meeting me or not, but... Oh, okay, okay. But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to do better with my life, dog.

1:28.0

You know, just trying to do better.

1:29.9

You know what I'm saying?

1:30.8

So... Okay. But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to do better with my life, dog. You know, just trying to do better. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, for Lent, man, I gave up a few things. You know what I'm saying? I just thought that would be a good thing, man, to try to. The things that matter the most that you're addicted to, you know, you want to get rid of. You know what I'm saying? At least for Lent is what I'm trying to do. You feel me? Okay. I'm kind of confused, but what they got to do with me? Well, basically, man, I'm giving up for Lent, you know, I decided to give up messing around with your wife, you know, because, because...

2:02.3

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, man. I'm at work. I don't know what you're talking about,

2:08.7

but back up and rephrase everything you just said. Well, like I say, man, for Lent, I'm trying to give up

2:15.9

stuff that I'm addicted to, you know, and I decided to give.

2:18.9

Okay, but what they got to do with me and my wife, though, and you? That's what I'm trying to tell you, man. I'm trying to give up messing around with your wife for Lent. I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given up messing around with your wife for Lent. Man, what's talking about, man?

2:32.7

Messing around with my wife, man.

2:34.0

I ain't got no time for no games right now.

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