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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Lennon Parham, Pam Murphy, Ben Siemon, Chris Gore

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2012

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

I Fixed It! - Hey, all you stupid, fat little girls. It’s time to redeem your rock n’ roll gift card for some great guests... Lennon Parham, Pam Murphy, and Ben Siemon! They cover everything from cancer to coal mines to Schindler’s List. We also hear listener summer stories, and talk to Chris Gore about whether improv is for pussies. Don’t forget to submit YOUR worst summer story for a chance to be featured on an upcoming episode! Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon .

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0:00.0

Today's episode is brought to you by Comedy Bang Bang on IFC Adapted from the Airwolf podcast.

0:05.7

You can find Comedy Bang Bang Friday nights at 10 p.m. on IFC.

0:15.6

Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser. That's me. This is Improv for Humans.

0:23.8

Today, three other humans and myself will be improvising off your suggestions,

0:27.1

given to me on Twitter at Matt Besser or how come you're not following me yet.

0:30.9

Your suggestions and other sources will inspire stories, conversations,

0:34.8

opinions, and ultimately scenes where I get to yell at people.

0:39.1

Ladies and gentlemen, I have the best improvisers in the universe here. Ben Seaman.

0:45.2

What is the oddest thing that's ever been yelled at you?

0:48.7

You know what I mean? I'll give you an example. I was once walking down the street.

0:51.9

Some guy leaned out the car window and said, hey, you loud looking.

0:56.8

You loud love it. Look in mother fucker to me.

1:01.2

Wow. The oddest thing that's ever been yelled to me, man.

1:06.0

I was at a party once and somebody, this isn't, this is more mean than weird,

1:10.3

but someone was just like, hey man, look at your big gumball nose.

1:15.2

And I know I have a big nose, but I've never, I've never had somebody just like

1:20.0

yell it out when they're drunk. I mean, I'm a little bit sensitive about it.

1:23.7

What did you say to that? How'd you respond?

1:25.6

I mean, what do you, I didn't respond at all. I mean, what do you do when somebody says something

1:31.5

like that? So do mother fucker. Somebody's drunk in a car. I'm so passive that I,

1:37.7

any confrontation, I'm sure if I yelled something back like they would have gotten out of the car,

1:41.7

they would be like, you're in a car. No, they weren't a car. They drove by saying it.

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