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So, just to start out the retardation, well, if this is your first time listening to Planet

Retard, we just pick out the dumbest stories we can find or funny or just basically anything

that piques our interests.

So we usually have some TikTok news and that's the first story tonight.

Ticktoker fakes his own death to find out who cares and then shows up at the funeral what the fuck who does that

is that narcissistic or is he just like trolling yes 100% narcissistic very very narcissistic well it has to be

because he's a ticotker i think that's part of the deal yeah a belgian ticotker faked his own death to find out

who cared and then turned up at his own funeral.

David Bairton, 45, and his wife and children decided to prank friends and family members to find out what they really thought of him.

So this is what's stupid to me. I've thought about faking my deaths several times, but that's so I can disappear from society.

I don't care who cares that I'm dead.

I'm never going to talk to you again.

But the point would be to disappear and go away.

He took the time to come back.

So to spread the news of Mr. Bairton's death,

one of his children took to social media and wrote a tribute to her father.

She wrote, rest in peace, Daddy, I will never stop thinking about you.

Wow, fucking heartfelt.

Why is life so unfair? Why are you?

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