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I get it.

I mean, I haven't, I've said on the show, I haven't shit my pants in a long time, but I did tell you guys earlier that I had another 3 a M shit this morning because I ate a breto the size of my fucking upper thigh yesterday, not realizing it that it would make me almost shit the bed.

And I did not. As far as I know, I checked earlier this morning. I did did not it was just a mound and we'll go on

about poop later that's fine let's get to the let's get to the retardation because uh I got

Jen found some good ones I found I found some good ones I'm gonna start it off with the

very well could be the retard of the week because this I mean if I've never had an

MRI but I'm not stupid enough to go into an MRI even with a tooth filling like I

don't think I could ever have an MRI because I have several tooth fillings so this

this bitch this from Gizmod, woman enters MRI machine with a gun

gets shot in butt. Shutes herself in the fucking butt in the MRI machine. So there's not really

a whole lot to this article so we can, you know, discuss among ourselves. But here's what the

article says. A woman's medical exam turned into a literal pain in the butt, thanks to a poorly placed firearm.

An adverse event report sent to the FDA earlier this year details an alleged incident where the woman was shot in the butt.

Shot right. Shot in the right.

Oh, they even specified the cheek.

All right.

By her own gun that was activated by a magnetic resonance imaging machine.

Thankfully, the injury was relatively mild and she recovered just fine.

The report was first filed in July by the woman's health care provider to the FDA's manufacturer and blah, blah, blah, who cares?

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