Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16:10)Novelty is king (40:20)Shame (1:04:55)Christ Chella (1:24:40)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, net positive baby, baby, back. Nobody's back to work yet.
0:27.0	Yeah, I don't think so. If they are, it's probably today.
0:30.0	But know who's back to work?
0:31.0	Oh, we never stopped working. We never left. No highlight episodes, all holiday, right?
0:36.4	Straight through. New every time. Powering through. And we're getting back to work on the road, baby, this 18th 19th and 20th we're coming
0:45.2	in Charleston Columbia and Wilmington North Carolina I think those might be
0:48.5	close to sold out 27th and 26th of January, we're coming to Nashville, Tennessee, three shows close to full.
0:58.0	February, we're going to be in Greenville, Knoxville, Huntsville, Amadoc, Wichita Falls, Lubbock,
1:05.0	Munhall, Pennsylvania, Zanesville, Ohio, Cleveland, March Mobile, New Orleans,
1:10.3	Houston, Detroit, Fort Wayne, Peoria, Buffalo, Toronto, Erie, Durham, North Carolina,
1:18.8	making Georgia, and Chattanooga, Tennessee, or April, Rochester, St Paul Duluth, San Jose, California, Santa Rosa,
1:29.8	Redding, Dayton, and Lexington Kentucky baby everywhere.
1:34.3	Oh so I feel fresh. You are everywhere. You know what and people got a people got
1:39.8	what's it called when you do something new for the new year?
1:42.4	Resolution resolutions really resolutions and one of what's it call when you do something new for the new year? Resolution.
1:43.0	Resolution.
1:44.0	Really resolutions.
1:45.0	And one of them, you know what it should be.
1:46.0	See John Chris on the road?
1:47.0	Yeah, number two.
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