Legendary Gunslingers
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
The American Southwest is home to many legends of larger than life characters and personalities. The era known as the Wild West, an age of, 'rugged individualism,' and hostility gave birth to names known across the world today. Many were famous in their own time, and seldom due to moralistic values and actions. Strider offers his top 5 most influential Western figures.
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Sources: Biography.com ‘10 Iconic Wild West Figures’ by Eudie Pak, Wikipedia.com, History.com, Centerofthewest.org, Britannica.com
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| 0:00.0 | Frigin what up, dude. |
| 0:01.0 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast, that's mine. |
| 0:04.0 | Gonna be called History is Dink. Frigin what up, dude. Welcome to another ep of history as dank. Dude, what up? Danktorians, dude. Aaron on the sticks, dude. What up, Aaron? What up? Jolend it. Dude, you got a nice new little switch over there, didn't you? Let me hear that swish, dude. My dog. Oh, dude. Dude, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Dude, hell yeah, dude. Can be DJing? |
| 0:41.1 | Dude... Oh, dude. Dude, hell yeah, dude. Can be DJing. Dude, I love that, dude. And you know what I think that dudes that don't get enough respects? Two dudes. Dudes who can do backflips, that's sick as hell. It's sick as hell. Honestly, I think front flips are harder. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To land on your feet. Yeah. Bro, if you're doing a front flip on the ground and you're like an adult, you get respect. You should, you should get a tax write off for that. Yeah. That's sick as hell. There was a kid in my elementary school who could do a backflip standing. And it was just like it like all the time just do it yeah same with my |
| 1:11.9 | school is school dance do it oh dude i mean that's my dream at a school dance just being able to pull |
| 1:17.0 | that off when freaking vanga boys comes on did did did did did did did did did did did did just bust a backflip |
| 1:23.1 | dude everyone goes yeah then to look at my pee teacher fuck you dude fuck you don't start me in freeze tag |
| 1:30.6 | dude boom back flipping dude and then dudes who can beatbox that's a sick skill sure it's a skill that |
| 1:43.0 | parents don't like it's a skill where you know if i's a skill that parents don't like. |
| 1:48.9 | It's a skill where, you know, if I'm a parent or a dad, I'd go, my kid's an idiot. |
| 1:56.3 | He's beatboxing and he has spiked hair and he thinks it's cool to wear bowling shirts. |
| 2:03.2 | And he's 15 and I'm a failed parent if my kid is just a beatboxing but then that's sick he could turn that into a DJ you know I think if your kid shows an interest in |
| 2:07.8 | anything support it you know that's what I'm saying and maybe it's not even Father's Day |
| 2:12.0 | or anything I'm saying that but Aaron today's a special day the day we're recording is um it's your |
| 2:16.0 | daughter's first birthday yeah congratulations it's |
| 2:18.5 | uh it's incredible you've you've supported a human life for a full year yep very nice still still |
| 2:24.5 | wouldn't survive on her own so i gotta i gotta stay in there oh 100% dude 100% you got to yeah |
| 2:29.4 | you got to be in it i heard a thing too where it's like um i forget who was saying this but they're |
| 2:33.2 | Elon Musk maybe dude the musk ox dude it's like I forget who was saying this but they're Elon Musk maybe |
| 2:34.2 | dude the Musk ox dude he's like my kids didn't choose to be born I owe them everything I'm like that's |
| 2:42.1 | kind of a nice way it's easy to say when you have 200 billion dollars totally and hey you better |
| 2:47.1 | give your kids 200 bill dude you said everything said everything, dude, giving those 200 bills. |
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