Welcome back to the science fiction film podcast by LSG Media.

I'm your host Dean.

I'm Matthew.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be discussing legend from 1985, directed by Ridley Scott.

I had this thought while watching Legend today.

Okay.

If you ever wanted to know what sweet, sweet, beautiful Tom Cruise look like while you were plowing him missionary

style. You only ever have to watch legend. Here's why. Hear me out. I know. It is what I've

always imagined. It's a really weird way to start a podcast, especially a children's film.

But basically, it goes like this. I couldn't, I don't have enough fingers on my hand

to count the amount of times I see his knees up by his ears.

That is true.

There is a lot of that spread-legged TC action.

Let me just tell you, next time you're plowing your old lady

and...

She loves it when I call her that, by the way.

Next time you're plowing your old lady and... She loves it when I call her that, by the way. Next time you're plowing your old lady, just imagine Tom Cruise's knees up near his years like they are in every shot in this film. Constantly. Constantly. And with that beautiful, slightly off-centered smile of his... You know what else it is? It's also... It's not just the, like, that's how I imagine Tom Cruise getting plowed missionary by like the fucking Xenu god in the ocean, wherever he is.

Give me the secrets.

But it's also that, you know, when you're, you know, you know, when you just start fucking

and stuff.

And then you finally fuck that girl who has enough confidence to not be putting

an arlo away on her knees and shins and she fucking puts her flat feet on the bed.

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