Legend Of The Puking Mapache

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an interesting week too...Norovirus took hold of the family one by one. The whole family was puking in a fever dream! To add insult to injury (literally) Bryan's son has broken his first bone. Then, Bryan finds a way to work crack cocaine into the conversation as he thinks about the smell of sick. Then, a man has been having explosions out of his rear...it's worse than you think! Finally, a man is dead after pleasuring himself while driving and everyone is doing it at work. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know, the universe is a little bit like the human hand.
0:05.5	For example, you have Grownman's center right here and then you have undiscovered worlds
0:11.0	and sector 8 and up here is the Tillman's crest.
0:16.9	So you can kind of picture that it's a little bit like a leaf or it's not a bowl.
0:29.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:32.6	In Mitzis it's like daddy, daddy.
0:35.6	Boo boo.
0:36.6	I'm like that's right out of her mouth.
0:38.6	He's like, boo boo out of her mouth and I'm like yes.
0:41.3	Now he's scared that he's going to put a lot of his mouth.
0:44.1	So he's like, daddy, I don't want to poop a lot of my mouth and I'm like, I hear you.
0:46.7	No one wants to poop out of their mouth but listen, sometimes you sometimes after 12
0:50.5	buzz lights, a man poop moves out of his mouth.
0:52.5	That's what happens.
0:53.5	You're a man now.
0:55.1	Get together.
0:56.1	You have to come up with a new type of sex where the girl literally humps you from the
1:02.1	ride.
1:03.1	She gives you a reach around.
1:08.1	There you go.
1:09.1	She opens wide and now you can make babies.
1:12.1	Yeah, sure.
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