Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde (2003)
This Ends at Prom
Brennan Klein
4.8 • 601 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
"Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!."
Sequel month continues as The Wives Colangelo follow Elle Woods to Capitol Hill as she fights for animal rights, becomes the ultimate gay dog ally, realizes just how corrupt the legislative system truly is and ... takes some huge steps back from the character growth shown in the first movie? Also, is Luke Wilson even in this movie or did they just greenscreen him in? The Wives have questions and they're searching for answers with LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE, AND BLONDE!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings and salutations and welcome to This Ends at Prom. |
| 0:05.2 | A coming of age podcast highlighting cinema about or marketed towards teen girls. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm one of your hosts, BJ Colangelo, and I'm joined by my wife. |
| 0:14.6 | Harmony Colangelo, a trans woman who grew up watching none of these movies. |
| 0:18.9 | Is today's movie a Queen Bee? |
| 0:20.9 | Or are we killing the teen dream? |
| 0:23.2 | Get in loser. |
| 0:24.3 | We're analyzing the movies. |
| 0:25.7 | People make fun of us for loving. |
| 0:28.3 | I don't want to be your merch, girl. |
| 0:31.8 | I want to be your goddamn idol. |
| 0:35.2 | And I don't want to have to work twice as hard |
| 0:38.5 | for the same motherfucking title |
| 0:41.6 | but I |
| 0:43.5 | realize |
| 0:46.0 | that I probably won't be so lucky. |
| 1:00.4 | Welcome back prom party. |
| 1:06.9 | You make me want a hot dog real bad. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh, really? |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, that's so nice of you to say. |
| 1:12.6 | I want that dog in me. |
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