Legal Weed is a Scam (with Luenell)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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The legendary icon of comedy and Savage X Fenty brand ambassador, Luenell, graces us with her presence. How much do we care about our white friends? Can you flip a mattress if your auntie died on it? Pinto beans and only fans. Shout out to our Filipinos! Eaze, run Luenell her money. Don't get us hard and then talk about God! There are not enough chickens to feed everyone! Where are all these giant wings coming from?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. |
| 0:07.7 | Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan, so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand |
| 0:11.8 | new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes. |
| 0:15.5 | Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the |
| 0:20.3 | biology of |
| 0:21.0 | tontons and wampas on the ice planet hot, or the practicality and corporate business sense |
| 0:26.4 | of the Sith rule of two. Listen to stuff to blow your mind on the Iheart radio app, Apple |
| 0:31.5 | podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:37.3 | I get nervous when my mom likes a clip of this. |
| 0:40.4 | Oh, |
| 0:40.6 | because it means she's seen other clips of it. |
| 0:43.5 | She's seen clips and she has a preference. |
| 0:46.4 | Like she never likes nothing crazy. |
| 0:48.7 | It's never like crazy, but like I'm like, if she saw that, she probably saw the crazy. |
| 0:53.1 | She saw when I was like, we're going to shout out to your mom. Yeah. Yeah, mommy. Hey, if she saw that, she probably saw the craziest. She saw when I was like, we can all be a shout out to your mom. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah, mom. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey, mommy. |
| 0:57.7 | All right. |
| 0:58.6 | I'll see you next weekend. |
| 1:00.5 | Uh, the government growing babies. |
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