If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

You're right, mate?

Oh no, my boiler's knac naked. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well he lives next to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie, I think she's called, well she gets her air cut with sand.

Don't worry.

You already know somebody who fixes boilers, British Gas, and you don't even have to be one of our customers.

Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas Boiler repairs.

So, he's he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van. Shake it up, stop on the clock, it's 13.

See one, two, three, four, cuz cuz.

Hi guys, welcome back and happy Friday.

Okay, so it's been a long time,

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