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A Monday episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Thaler, a man who has never been to a no king's protest.

Why? Because I have a life.

That's true. That is true. Really sad spectacle playing out around the country this weekend as the Democrats held a rally to protest a monarchy that doesn't

exist. That was embarrassing. We're going to talk about it on a really goofy episode of the show.

And to be clear, this is a show that aims to unite the country.

Yes, I'm a Republican, but I'm also a 48-year-old man who plays video games.

I lock my keys in the car twice a year.

I don't want to be in charge of anything but the next few hours of your life. So 888, 788, 9, 910, if you want to be in charge of anything, but the next few hours of your life.

So 888, 788, 9, 910, if you want to be a part of the conversation, a conversation that is open to you, regardless of your ideology or sexual orientation, be a Republican, be a Democrat.

Just don't be a...

Now, as far as the No Kings thing goes, man, yo.

I don't want to dismiss these people because if you saw how old they looked, a lot of them were alive the last time we had a king.

There were people in their late hundreds. I was like, man, if I could have interviewed them,

you know, because people were like, what are you protesting? You know, why are you mad? I would love to

have been like, hey, what was it like when they invented the cotton gin? Was that crazy? Was that,

did that change your senior year of high school at all? I mean, when the Democrats said they needed

new blood, like they truly meant new blood, like transfusions. It was bad.

To borrow from old parlance, I've seen younger faces on money. Come on, Jimmy. So do I think it

moved the needle politically? Not even close. And that's my frustration.

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