Well, we're back, and I'm in the closet again. It's Pride Month, and things have been a little too gay.

In fact, things are very normal. I've been gone, and speaking of homosexuals, prominent ones,

Harry Sissitt was writing today and thought, you know, I'm going to wake up and not just be one of the most dislikable people on the internet.

I'm also going to low-key call for the assassination of the president of the

United States. Now, according to the Supreme Court, Harry said, Biden could now send in seal team six

to take all of them out. He could send in the military to take out Trump. He has immunity for

official acts now. So low-key, I thought I was having a stressful time moving around the entire

globe, but nowhere in the middle of my stress with a crying baby, a pregnant wife, and having to

literally move a continent and actual seasons that I ever think, you know, maybe I'm just going to

lash out and ask a current sitting president to send the military to murder another president.

Things aren't looking too good for the left, and this is not the only call to violence. There's been dozens. I've got hundreds of them online today. And it seems like that's not even the worst of it. My guest later today, Taylor Hansen, went to San Francisco Pride. And now I'm kind of in agreement with Harry. Maybe we should take some people out. in what we saw were some of the worst images I've probably ever seen at a pride parade. It was so bad. I was almost jealous that no one invited me. So in the end, I'm sorry, guys, for pissing in people's mouths. I know it says some crazy guy was pissing people's mouths and masturbating them in public. Look, it was me. I apologize, and it's all okay.

Now, it's actually disgusting.

We got a lot to cover here on Nightly Offensive.

It is approximately 10.01 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.

My name's Elijah Schaefer.

This is Nightly Offensive.

Let's start the show. I know.

Music Well, fantastic time. Harry's like, yo, let's kill the president.

And I was thinking maybe we should slow down

on the death wishes in public. But then my friend Taylor Hansen, journalist at Tenant Media,

showed some images of adults putting their cock and balls in children's faces. And I thought,

maybe, just maybe, calling for the death of certain people isn't actually as bad as it sounds,

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