I'm not the announcer Todd Wilkerson but I sound so much like him that Eric asked me to take over.

Evern Italy Todd was caught stealing again.

Aw, it was nothing big just some toilet paper out of the studio bathroom,

a little soap and some poppery. But still, Eric said it was the principle of the thing.

So he fired Todd's behind just like that.

And now your host, Mr. Law and Order, Eric would text me there folks.

Hey, what would you do when somebody is stealing poppery?

I mean, somebody took the trouble. They want the bathroom to smell nice.

They put a little poppery. Todd was caught red handed.

His hand smelled of bayberry. Oh boy.

Okay. So you know he took it. You know he did.

And Albin, listen, I got to tell you, I have a lot of sympathy for Todd.

I do because he had a tough, he was right. His old man beat him.

It was bad. I've met his old man. His old man, Todd Wilkins' father

was one of the pastors of Times Square Church and he married Suzanne and me.

And he's a mean drunk. Oh, well mean.

And Todd growing up under that kind of authoritarian stuff, it crippled Todd.

And we all know Todd is a shrunken messed up person.

But you know what stealing, it's just wrong.

It's just wrong. So I want to say folks that

that I'm sorry that I'm sorry we had to share that with you.

But I just said we're going to get somebody that sounds like Todd.

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