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Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2013

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso hate the term "chick-flick" but they liked the show "Taradise." That's just two of the many vital tidbits contained in this week's episode. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, and check out the slow-but-sure growth of http://www.linoleum-knife.com and I wish this dream comes true.

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0:00.0	Who can turn a can into a cane?
0:02.0	Who can turn a pen into a pane?
0:14.0	Who can turn a pen into a pane?
0:18.0	It's not too hard to see. It's silent E.
0:22.6	Who can turn a cub
0:24.6	into a cube?
0:26.6	Who can turn a tub
0:28.6	into a tube?
0:30.6	It's elementary for silent E.
0:34.6	He took a pin and turned it into a pine. He took a twin and turned him into twine.
0:42.3	Who can turn a cap into a cape? Who can turn a tap into a tape?
0:47.3	Who can turn a tap into a tape? A little blob becomes a globe instantly if you just add silent E.
0:59.0	He turned a damn, Alika Sam, into a dame, but my friend Sam stayed just the same.
1:07.0	Who can turn a man into a mane? Who can turn a man into a mane?
1:11.6	Who can turn a van into a vein?
1:15.6	A little hug becomes huge instantly.
1:19.6	Don't add W, don't add X, and don't add Y or Z, just Sileney I'm
1:29.4	Nolium knife
1:34.6	I
1:37.4	What happened?
1:41.2	I was so
1:42.5	enchanted by that that I let the whole song play.
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