for pretty much one of the B-list, C-less monsters out there, the mummy.

That creature's sheds getting a lot of movies today, a lot of attention.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

It's the fact we've been talking about mummies for the last two weeks.

Was it worth it?

Well, that's what we're going to see.

Because now we got a fresh mummy out.

Last week, we talked about that.

A fresh mummy.

A fresh mummy.

Just wrapped.

They just took their intestines out, Martin.

Yeah, we got a fresh mummy for you.

Last week we were talking about the 1999 classic Brendan Fraser mummy. and now we have this new mummy, which is pretty much the opposite of that.

Martin, you said, I don't want to see that old silly adventure shit, that old knockoff Indiana Jones.

I want a straight-up horror movie.

I want the mummy to return to his horror roots over here.

Ours, depending on what your mom you're talking about.

Because, again, we are, hey, because it works so well the last time,

we are gender swapping again.

We literally have a mummy over here.

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