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Ow!

I guess the mic is an NBA star.

He's a superstar who plays for the 2016 championship

winning Cleveland Cavaliers. Please welcome LeBron James.

APPLAUSE

That was a farce. All right. All right.

I made him, I should have had chalk for you though. I think of that.

Come on in, don't let, welcome to the show and thank you so much for being here.

Thank you. You look dapper in a suit. May I say that? You look...

I borrow one of yours.

I feel like mine would look like a five-year-old.

Before we go into the interview, I've got a bone to pick with you, LeBron James.

So I used to travel a lot doing stand-up all over the world

and because of that I chose shirts that didn't wrinkle easily

and still look good on stage. So I used to wear almost exclusively

LeBron James t-shirts, right? The Nike shirts with the lion.

Because I'm from Africa, obviously, so the lion.

And then, and then, I came to the US and I came to Cleveland just after you left

and I didn't know the whole story. I was just wearing the shirts

and people ****ed on me so hard.

People, I'm not a people who would walk, they were like,

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