The Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host Theresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmammers

it's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions of Loma Dove.

Hello dear.

How are you on this rainy April day?

I mean fine I think that this might be the real spring. The real one? Because sometimes this happens in

Ohio where you have several fake outs before the actual spring happens.

The weather in Ohio, I don't know the whole town,

I don't want the weather,

but you do, you have several very nice, wonderful spring-ish days.

You think about like planting flowers and all that kind of stuff and like then it gets

super cold again.

We had like four freezes. I tell you who I feel bad for. What? The

Bulb flowers. The bulbs. They start coming up. Yeah like the

March and they're like, oh yes, what the and then they're so cold like the daffodils that get

frozen daffodillos did you know that daffodils are toxic yeah I mean I hear I'm

gossiping all the time and I'm like guys this isn't come on no I had to

convince our children not to pick them for me not to eat them not well I mean I don't think that they would want to eat them but picking them

Actually like when you cut their stems

There's a kind of like toxic sap that's released that can give you tummy troubles.

Oh, I don't want that.

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