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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Leave Lumpy Alone (The Kenny Saga #2)

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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VIDEO VERSION FREE on YouTube. Donate bus fare for Kenny via Cashapp to $KENLAWRIE 

Doug and Andy sit down with Kenny to discuss his precarious housing situation, while recounting tales of catching the bus and jello wrestling

Episode first aired May 19 on Patreon. Sign up there or as a YouTube member for early content

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And we're going live in three, two, one. Welcome to the Doug Stano podcast. What happened with Kenny?

0:08.1

What's up with Kenny? Everyone wants to know what's the latest with Kenny. He took the bus.

0:14.5

Now he takes the bus on the regular. Spoiler alert. That's what I've been hearing. Kenny's a regular on the

0:19.7

public transit, which I think that's a regular on me. It's public transit,

0:21.4

which I think that's great for the public and for you.

0:25.8

It's usually the same three people that it get on the bus every time I get on the bus too.

0:30.0

It's one guy that gets on the bus with me.

0:33.3

Today was a new experience.

0:34.5

It was a tweaker lady that rolled up to the bus stop and sat right next to me like it was nothing.

0:38.5

That was interesting.

0:39.3

Then she put in 67 cents,

0:42.5

which the bus driver looked at the thing.

0:44.9

He was like counting it, looked it back at her,

0:46.7

looked at me like I was going to cover it.

0:48.2

And I'm like, here's my change and sat down and that was that.

0:52.5

But that's common i mean if i if i were a tweaker and had a

0:57.1

tweaker girlfriend i would it's like one of your dogs out and poops in somebody's yard you act like

1:02.8

it's not it wasn't my girlfriend yeah yeah so that's what i'm guessing that would be a standard

1:08.5

then she dropped her yeah did you first Did she sit right next to you?

1:13.6

No, no.

1:13.9

She sat on the bench at the bus stop.

1:16.0

I mean, I went to the one by the tennis courts.

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