The following is a production of Dirtymoe Media. Oh, yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl, if we're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars, you've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high crack? I'm working. Working that mouth.

All right, guys, thank you for joining us.

We're here in Dirtymo Media Studios,

Dale Jr. and I for another episode of Bless Your Heart.

And we got some fun stuff to talk about today.

One thing I think we needed to start with, because we missed this with our cruise conversation, is your medical device. Well, yep. So Dale,

Dale always travels with like this little crossbody or smaller backpack. Not a medical device.

His iPad will fit in it, which is huge. So it's like not super small, but it's not a full-size backpack.

We're getting ready for the cruise, and he's got this giant orange and black backpack.

And it looks to be full, and it's like two days before we're even leaving.

So he's like fully prepared his carry-on more than he typically does.

This goes back to the...

This goes back to...

So me and T.J. are in this college football dynasty on Xbox,

and we needed to be able to, like,

log in just to do a couple things.

And so I bought this miniature Xbox that would fit in my bag. You bought it for this cruise? Oh my God, that makes it even worse. So anyway, he's got this backpack, he's got the passports, he's got all the things in there. So I'm like, okay, Dale's in charge of all the important things. We're going through customs after we just get parked and everything.

We're going through the customs line.

It's like the airport.

You have to go through the scanner and all the things.

Your bag goes down the line.

And we all get our stuff back and his backpack gets flagged.

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