Yeah, media group. What do you mean? I'm so protective of the boys. I'm very responsible. What are you going to do when they're in the ocean? Go take shots with 20 year old spring breakers. No, I'm going in the ocean with them. Hey, guys, episode 146. If you're watching right now, I look tan, I'm on vacation right now. When y'all are hearing this. And I'm back calling by myself. You know, you're fine. You're gonna, you enjoy it. You get annoyed by us. You're gonna have fun. You're gonna work on the cart. No, you're not. I could work on what? The yard. You love like pulling weeds or go, Go knock on Mark's rich already said he'd hang with you are you told him you were gonna be by yourself. All right Maybe I will take some Alom time some big Jeff time. I'll start a project of some sort go fishing or something without my boys I don't know whatever you like to do go to the pool work on your tan like you I I could have sprained. I know. How you like to do, go to the pool, work on your tan.

Like you?

I got a spray.

I know. How was it? It was good. You know what? I haven't been to Palm Beach tan. I didn't even know those things. I don't even know how they still exist. I didn't even know it was still a thing. And I was at Whole Foods over by us. And I was like, wait, that's a Palm Beach.

And um.

Excuse me, I was by Whole Foods,

and then I sat by Sephora. And we, I walked in, and I was like, nobody's in here tanning. People were still going in tanning beds. I didn't think people went in tanning beds anymore. I'm not judging if you go to tanning beds. I was one of those people. We've talked about this that went like four days a week to a tanning bed back in the day, not anymore. I know. And I'm going to have plenty more skin cancer popping up just from all the sun damage that I have done to my skin. But yeah, there were people because they had to, the girls like, have you been here before? And I go, well, back in North Carolina, like years ago, because most people do the individual, have somebody spray you. And we have a growner neighborhood that's amazing. But I just, I needed to get my legs and everything done. I didn't feel like getting naked in front of someone else. I was like, I'm just going to go in the booth.

And so I asked the lady today, I was like, is it kind of weird if I bring my kids because they are scared to stay in the front by themselves? Can they just come in the room with me? And she was like, liability, we can't. So I gave the boys my phone and was like, do not talk to a stranger if anybody asked you to leave. to the front desk. I've got my kids all like scared that somebody's gonna kidnap them.

And um, but while I- and was like, do not talk to a stranger if anybody asked you to leave. Like, you run to the front desk. I've got my kids all like scared

that somebody's gonna kidnap them. And, um, but while I was doing it, I thought I heard something crying, but you know in your head because you're worried that they're doing something up front. And I was like, is that late in crying? And so the whole time, you know, as you're standing, It's like one foot on one and the other foot on three.

Now, oh, that's right.

The old school you press the button. Yeah. And you stand like this. That's the type of one I did. And you know what? I liked it. I missed it. I like going to the girl in our neighborhood. She's great. You don't shut the door. Like, you know, used to it be like you're in the tube and you shut. There's no door. So I'm glad the kids didn't go in there with me because they would just solve me.

Oh, yeah. I you used to be like, you're in the tube and you shut. There's no door. So I'm glad the kids didn't go in there with me because they would just saw me. Oh, yeah. I like going if we do a vacation or something. I like to do that. Like right around this time of year, I just did it. I'm going to the beach and my legs are so white and I'm going to be in a bathing suit and I just want my legs to be like look tan and it'll hide my cellulite and everything will just look a little bit better if I have something on. Well, you look great. We're going to get to some voicemails here and a little bit like we said earlier. Jordan's gone. I'm back home. So this is kind of like a fill-in episode while Jordan's on vacation with the boys this week and I'm home crying by myself. Just kidding. But we've been watching so much murder these days and we're not going to get into it. But it's just your story right now, just like lined up, you know, knock on wood. But it's like, so how did it start? Well, Officer, I was at Palm Beach, Tan and my kids, I thought were old enough to sit by themselves. And it's like just a ridiculous story. And then the next thing I knew, they disappeared. Well, I always ask him, I'm like, do you want to sit in the car? Like, I won't leave the car running, but...

Sit in the car?

Well, yeah, ask him, I'm like, do you all want to sit in the car?

Like I won't leave the car running, but.

Sit in the car.

Well, yeah, because what they do is, this is what my boys do. I always have blankets in the back of the car just because when we were with sports, like late and would always be cold or something. So I always have these blankets back there. And late and I have him a bag of just all his art stuff.

So they love getting in the back of the trunk.

They crawl back there and I'll him a bag of just all his art stuff. So they love getting in the back of the trunk. They crawl back there and I'll leave like the window crack so air is coming through, but not enough for somebody to get their hand in there. And Lawson and him get the blanket out and they draw and they have my phone. They know how to call you. I'm always tell Lawson, I'm like, if something happens or you and you can't get out of the car happens or you and you can't get out of the car because somebody's like trying to get in the car. I was like, you know how to call you. I'm always tell lost and I'm like, if something happens or you and you can't get out of the car

because somebody's like trying to get in the car,

I was like, you know how to call 911

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