Leave A MESSage At The Beep!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Pantyhoes, bleached hair, and manolos oh my! The things we did when we were younger to stay trendy. Spring Break sparks a hilarious convo about fake IDs and asking strangers to buy us alochol and we wrap things up with more incredible Togethermess Hotline calls… keep em comin!!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you mean you group. |
| 0:02.3 | Yeah, but you fear from a small town. |
| 0:07.1 | Remember like we would wait outside, you know, would people and like they'd go to get beers |
| 0:11.4 | but came in, would you get us beers? |
| 0:12.9 | And people would. |
| 0:13.9 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:14.9 | See, I would never do that now. |
| 0:15.9 | So people now you get a, I mean, you'd still get arrested back then, but there's somebody |
| 0:21.2 | that actually would do that if some kids were asking today. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah. I don't know about today. I would never do that. I mean, I would love to be that cool guy and get someone beer. I would never ever do that. Hey, guys, episode 125. I just ran home. This is just like one of the other episodes today. I've not sat down at all. Lawson has sports every single night this week. So we're recording tonight. I look like I have been out on the field. My mask, Sarah smeared face, frozen. The wind was so hard. And you got your suburban mom uniform on. I do. Yes. And the she's in some yogi. And cozy. Yeah, I'm like, I'm just in it. And okay. So Lawson and his friends like will carpool because he plays with a couple boys from school. And I love listening to their conversations. They don't think I'm listening. So tonight they were talking about their teachers. And Lawson's teacher is, I think she is beautiful. Don't you think? Yeah. She's like very attractive. And she, well, she told the whole class it. So she's 56. And I told Jeff this, I bet when she was in her 20s, she was like more than a smoke show because she's a smoke show now. But anyways, Lawson loves her. And he goes, dude, no, he goes bro. Dude, that's my dad. Sorry, I got to confuse Lawson says bro. So he goes bro, my teacher's 56 and legit looks 30. I was going to text her tonight and tell her because I'll text her sometimes and I know she'll love it. She tells the kids how old she is. Yeah, because Lawson had said one night how old she was and I go, don't guess anyone's age, don't ever like ask anybody how old they are and like went through this whole thing and he goes Oh no mom she tells us how old she is and she loves Rick Springfield and so whenever she gets the class is attention don't they have to say what did she say I don't know she says something in the class like we'll clap or something and they say Rick Springfield yeah it's something like something like that. I don't know. It's so funny. And I just love her personality. She, she really does. She is the best personality and Lawson just adores her. And he has had the best year this year because of her and a couple other teachers. Yeah. And she lives our neighborhood and she wants to go over there. Like you cannot go to your teacher's house. And then on Fridays, she tells them where she goes and eats. |
| 3:07.0 | He goes, let's go there tonight and I go absolutely not. Your teacher has been with you all week. The last thing she wants to do is to see one of her students. I feel bad for Lawson's first great teacher. She also lives in our neighborhood and she can't come up to the pool and hang out by herself with she gets bombarded every single time. So when she comes to the pool and she listens to this |
| 3:27.9 | podcast. So I hope I hope you're listening, Lisa. She goes into skies up at the pool. She wears like a hat and tries to hide from the kids because she can't enjoy her time. Yeah, you probably want to have a car or something. It's cute that the want to have a car tail or something. But I mean, it's cute that the kids love her. |
| 3:45.0 | That's exactly it. |
| 3:46.0 | I don't think she feels like she can have a cocktail or relax |
| 3:49.0 | because all the kids are all over her. |
| 3:52.0 | When I was a kid, not that I didn't, |
| 3:54.0 | I just didn't think about it. |
| 3:56.0 | I'm not even joking. |
| 3:57.0 | I thought my teacher where they came from. Like I didn't think they had |
| 4:05.1 | lives and things like that outside school. I just thought they were like, oh, they must live at |
| 4:09.3 | the school. Like when I was little, you know, I mean, like you don't think about them having lives. You know what I mean? And husbands and kids and stuff. I don't know. Maybe I just think... Maybe it's where you grow up. |
| 4:19.9 | Think about it. |
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