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🗓️ 22 July 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending this time with you. |
0:06.2 | I hope you'll leave inspired. |
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0:16.0 | Thank you. |
0:26.0 | God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes. We love you. We know God has great things in store for you. |
0:35.0 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
0:40.0 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
0:42.0 | But thanks so much for tuning in today. And again, thanks for coming out today as well. |
0:47.0 | I like to get started with something funny each week. I heard about this little girl. |
0:51.0 | She asked her mom how the human race got started. The mother explained how God created Adam and Eve. |
0:58.0 | And they had children and on and on. Here we are today. |
1:01.0 | Few days later, she asked her father the same question. |
1:05.0 | He explained how many years ago there were monkeys. |
1:09.0 | Little by little, they became more like people and how here we are. |
1:13.0 | Confused, she went back to her mom and said, Mom, you said God created people. |
1:18.0 | Dad says we came from monkeys. How can that be? |
1:21.0 | The mom said, Oh, honey, that's easy. I told you about my side of the family. |
1:26.0 | Dad told you about his. |
1:29.0 | All right. |
1:31.0 | Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
1:35.0 | I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
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