You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Do you know what? Yeah, I think there's just like a ton of people that like couldn't spell. Yeah. Right? And then it just like can't. And now we all go to school and we can all spell and we're like, oh, fuck. I think as soon as you cross any kind of border and you're like, oh, this is the first time

I've ever spelled my name and I have to write in front of this guy. Or I guess maybe the guy would write and then you would dictate. But how do you spell it? I don't know. He's like, well, you spell it like this now. Yeah, this is now your name. He's from official documentation. Oh, good. I think because my last name's Bleachmore.

My theory is that it was Blackmore at some point. And, like, because Blackmore's a real name. Bleachmore's a real name. Leachmore name. There's no one's gold that. Isn't there, like, a bunch of Dutch names that are just fuck around? The king was like, everyone needs to have a last name now. And they're like, this isn't going to last. And they all like, I'll just be Hayden's scuby-duby-do. So they're like, you can call me. Yeah, it would be like, my surname is a king. Like, Your Highness, whatever. Yeah, right. That's fun. Just doing your last name is a joke and then sticking it, it sticks around. And then you're just, yeah, you're that guy forever. Oh, no, I'm Hayden's stinky forever now.

Shit. That's fun. Just doing a last day was a joke and then sticking it, it sticks around. And then you're just, yeah, you're that guy forever.

Oh, no, I'm Hayden's stinky forever now. Shit. This king wasn't joking. Oh, yes. Should we start? Let's do it. Comedians? Do you also like actor and writer? What am I throwing in there? Comedian writer. Definitely, my acting's dog shit.

So I dropped that.

Realist.

Bronwyncast. Um, comedian writer. Definitely, my acting's dog shit.

So I'll drop that.

Realist.

Yeah.

Comedian writer, dog shit actor.

Yeah.

You can say that.

Do you want dog shit actor in it?

No, whatever.

I don't want to be mean.

I feel like, and then we'll, I won't put this bit in.

Yeah.

Yeah. So it'll just make you some be mean. I don't put this bit in. We can cut it. Yeah. So it'll make you some really mean. Hey, everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Cass. Hayden's here. Hello. Hello, Hayden. How you going? I'm doing Guel. You're doing Guel? Oh, fuck. Yeah. He Gwell. And today I'm doing Gwefine because we are joined by a comedian writer and dog shit actor

Bronwynb.

Thank you.

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