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🗓️ 4 September 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey guys this episode is sponsored by better help online therapy |
0:05.0 | You know how Chad and I feel about therapy and you know how we feel about better help |
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0:30.0 | We're gonna win twins. We're gonna score. We're gonna win twins. Watch that baseball |
0:38.0 | store knock out a home run. Shout a hip-a-ray cheer for the Minnesota twins no fucking |
0:47.0 | way. That's what we that was that was what you wanted to do. I went to the game last |
0:52.7 | welcome. Hey, this is Chad Danny's you've landed in the middle of somewhere. Hello, how |
0:56.5 | are you? Thanks for coming back. Crossroom is always Cyrus Robinson. I went to the twins |
0:59.9 | game last night and it was two two. What a great game until the until the ninth inning |
1:06.0 | they bring in their closer. Okay, bases loaded walks two runs in. Then they bring in another |
1:11.5 | guy. He hits the person. Another run comes in. What a fuck it. Here's a thing. If you |
1:17.1 | get paid more than minimum wage to play a game you should have to be good at the game. |
1:23.6 | There is no fucking way you should have to deal with that. I bought a twins hat and brought |
1:29.0 | it back after the game and they said no refunds. Sure. And I gave it back to him. I go put |
1:34.4 | that back in your on your shelf because I'm not I will never come to one of these games |
1:39.6 | again. Would you write baseball is and I like I'm a sport guy. You know me right. Is there |
1:46.7 | a worse event than baseball? It's it's fucking bad. Yeah, and they put a pitch clock up now. |
1:53.9 | So if you thank God brand in a pitch clock. Well, they they have to, right? Because otherwise |
1:59.6 | the pitchers walking around and he's hung over these baseball players like their professional |
2:03.9 | athletes. They're fattest drunk as players. And now but now they're not as fat as they used |
2:10.2 | to be. When I was growing up it was like you couldn't tell if a guy was going to a major |
2:14.8 | league game or a church league softball. Sure. Like batting practice. And now that's it looks |
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