Leaping Leopards - UI Podcast #257
Useless Information Podcast
Airwave Media Podcast Network
4.6 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast. |
| 0:04.3 | When we purchased our house in July of 2008, we had three cats. |
| 0:07.9 | There were two older ones that my wife, Mary Jane, had before we met, and then there was a |
| 0:12.0 | younger one that we adopted together. |
| 0:15.2 | Now, my wife, who speaks fluent French, and I'd lived in Paris for five years, naturally named |
| 0:19.0 | the older cats, Napoleon Napoleon and Josephine. |
| 0:22.5 | Now, me being a physics teacher, I wanted to name the younger cat Einstein, but Mary Jane |
| 0:27.0 | didn't care for it, so we went with Farnsworth instead. That's in honor of Philo T. Farnsworth, |
| 0:32.6 | you know, the 13-year-old boy who invented electronic television. Now, our first day in the house was quite chaotic. |
| 0:39.8 | You know, there were boxes everywhere. We hadn't unpacked anything. And this is an old house, |
| 0:44.1 | more than 100 years old. And there's lots of places for Farnsworth to hide. So Mary Jane was |
| 0:49.9 | concerned he would get in some sort of trouble. so what we decided to do that evening was to put |
| 0:54.8 | him out on our screened-dim porch overnight. You know, that would keep him out of trouble. |
| 0:59.7 | But as you can probably guess, the next morning, we woke up and Farnsworth was gone. He had found |
| 1:04.6 | the one spot in the wooden screen frames that was loose, and he pushed his way right through it. |
| 1:10.8 | And for the next three days, we were worried constantly. |
| 1:14.1 | With woods all around the house, we were afraid that some other animal might get him. |
| 1:19.2 | But it was summertime, and we were sleeping with the windows open. |
| 1:22.7 | And on the second night, I thought I heard a cat crying outside. |
| 1:26.0 | It was way out in the distance, so I couldn't be sure, but I thought maybe around two to three in the morning I heard a cat crying. |
| 1:34.3 | So the following night I made the decision to sleep out on the screened-in porch, and again, I heard the crying in the middle of the night. |
| 1:41.3 | And this time it was Farnsworth. He was standing there right at the door, |
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