Leaping Lemurians
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
This week, Mr. Pearlmania did his research on a new instagram grifter/cult leader, but how are Lemurs and reptilian vaccines involved? Only way to find out is to listen!
The article referenced by the Daily Beast can be found here: Daily Beast Woo-Anon Article
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| 1:05.0 | Brony talks and pony jars and saying that sonic raster |
| 1:12.7 | of fitness scams and grifters damn and various of suburban miscellaneous. |
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| 1:30.0 | Pearl mania, Pearlmania, |
| 1:31.9 | Pearlmania, Pearlmania, |
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| 1:41.7 | Take it away, Pearl Moots, and remember to smile. |
| 1:50.0 | Hello, Pearl Maniacs. |
| 1:52.2 | Oh, man. |
| 1:53.3 | Man, we sound so different. |
| 1:55.1 | We sound a lot different. |
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| 2:06.4 | Thanks to you guys, I went out while Mrs. Pearl Mania was out of town. |
| 2:11.6 | Yep. |
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