This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday. T-boy Tuesday, August 9th. And today's pot is the best one. Yeah.

This is the best one, yeah. Jack, uh, can you tell the cows to wait for me? Hold the maple syrup, baby.

Nick is coming to Vermont tomorrow. Here we go. I can't wait to see it. What's going on up there?

We're gonna do the biggest thing to happen to this state since Chockel Milk.

Literally the population's increasing by like 40% tomorrow when I'm there.

It's gonna be a cow wow. All right, one question. Have the leaves changed yet? Am I gonna see a red leaf?

Nah, yeah. I really want to see a red leaf. Come back in September. Can I see a yellow leaf?

First story. What's going on, Jack? Oh, late. The inventor of oat milk has a problem.

Yeah, only isn't an oat milk. Only is a martyr milk.

Oat milks also not welcome in this state. Excuse me. While I destroy my staff.

For our second story, the Senate just passed the biggest climate bill in the history of the climate.

Yeah, this is the main goal of that bill. Help create the next Tesla.

And our third and final story, newsletter startup Axios, isn't just obsessed with bullet points.

They just sold for 525 million dollars because lean media gets fat checks.

But before we hit that wonderful mix, Nick, wonderful mix. I can't wait to get on that paddleboard.

He's a three, but he swipes from his standing. Jack, she's a four, but she matches from her board meeting.

They're both on dating apps, swiping while it works. And they're both tens.

Yeah, he's according to Tinder, half of the singles on their platform swipe and match while on the clock

while in the office. We're peeing half of you are swiping and matching while you're at work.

Working on spreadsheets, thinking about bedsheets. Yet he's, you should be at the office

prepping a slide deck. You're actually sliding into the DM, though.

Oh, the 31 year old named Riley. Yeah, well, that is why Tinder just launched a new feature that they call

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