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Bad Dates

Leaking Like A Hot Pocket (w/ Heather McMahan, Brandon Kyle Goodman, and Melissa Barrera)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Heather McMahan and Brandon Kyle Goodman and actress Melissa Barrera to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Heather relates an explosive backstory in which she’s left hanging at Cirque du Soleil, then tells us about the intervention that brought her hobby to a grinding halt, Brandon has to contend with a hoarder, emphasis on that first syllable, and Melissa meets Hugh Jackman at the stage door, but that’s unfortunately not who she’s kissing goodnight.  If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2  Heather McMahan: @heatherkmcmahan on social media, tour dates at HeatherOnTour.com Brandon Kyle Goodman: @brandonkylegoodman on social media, BrandonKyleGoodman.com, Tell Me Something Messy podcast Melissa Barrera: New movie Your Monster in theaters now

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0:00.0

Smart.

0:01.0

Let's me.

0:02.0

My fiance and I are open non-monogamous as well.

0:13.0

We're not polyamorous.

0:14.0

That's the one big thing is that, like, for me, I could give a shit who he fucks.

0:19.0

But like, if he was texting with somebody regularly, that would be cheated.

0:23.7

You know what I think, though?

0:25.0

I do think that gay people, whether it's like men or women, they are just more open and

0:34.0

chill in their relationships.

0:35.5

I feel like straight people are a lot more.

0:37.1

Because we know we're already going to hell.

0:39.4

So it's like, why not add one more thing on top of it?

0:42.3

Bad dates.

0:58.6

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates.

1:00.4

I am your host, Joel Kim Booster.

1:03.2

This is a podcast, as many of you, I'm sure, are aware,

1:07.0

where we dive in with some of the most funny people we could find, and they tell us tales from the trenches of their own time,

1:10.7

dating, hooking up,

1:12.1

etc., etc., etc. But before we get to them, I, as always, I'm going to start off the

1:17.0

episode with a little bit of listener mail. This one is from Alicia. And she says,

1:21.6

Had a first date with someone I met from an app. He said he loved reading that I said I was

1:25.7

curvy on my profile. And in my naive mind,

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