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Ladies and gentlemen, this week, the felon in chief, found himself where he really most enjoys being.

On the front page page every day.

Every day this week he said or did something that made front page news.

Must have thrilled him.

It titillated me, I'll tell you that.

There was the instance where he attacked two female reporters telling one to quiet piggy.

That's a quote.

And attacking the other one,

asserting that maybe her network, ABC, should lose its license,

even though networks don't have licenses.

I just called her a bad reporter.

Didn't like her attitude.

I felt bad for the guy, really.

Seriously.

You know, he was under, I don't know what he was under, or on for that matter.

But I thought, there's a better way to handle this than just to denounce and revile these women verbally and publicly.

It was something that he could do.

We knew he could do it.

And it would be, as I say, right in his wheelhouse.

And a person in his position could probably do it without negative consequences.

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