Here it is.

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Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, happy Mardi Gras weekend.

I know you won't hear that anywhere else unless you're in New Orleans.

Or Mobile, which claims to have been the original originating point for Mardi Gras in the United States.

Good luck with that, Mobile.

I'm looking for the crowds.

Anyway, that's the happy news.

Now let's get to the rest of the events of the week.

No doubt you have seen excerpts, if not full serps, of the conversation between

Ukraine president, Z president, Zelensky and U.S. president, what's his name?

Billy?

Oh, Trump.

And we'll get to more of that as the program wears on.

But here at the top, I wanted to make one observation.

The event didn't quite go off the rails at the beginning.

But it started to when Vice President J.D. Vance piped up more than halfway through the thing and started poking the guy that lives next to the bear.

If not the bear, it is certainly not the bear itself.

But earlier in the conversation, so-called, they were taking questions from reporters, and one reporter piped up with this.

My second question for President Gilleski,

do you ever, why don't you wear a suit?

Why don't you wear a suit?

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