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Ladies and gentlemen, there's been so much attention paid in the last few days and weeks to the incumbent president.

We've almost lost track of his putative opponent in the upcoming election.

So it's my privilege to bring you a little update about Donald Trump

before he was shot.

At the end of the day, Doug Bergam,

this is about former President Trump's thinning down the ranks of potential vice presidential running mates.

At the end of the day, Doug Bergamam who is the governor of North Dakota has the

central casting look quote speaking of Trump quote he's very seriously looking at each candidate's hair, unquote a source with knowledge of Trump's thinking.

Quote, again, Doug's got great hair.

That's what he demands in his VP, unquote.

So for those of you with great hair, I guess there's still time before Monday when the convention opens.

Meanwhile, of course, the incumbent president battles against perceptions, projections,

polls, you know what I think of those,

and other so-called data

in hanging on to his current position.

He keeps trying to knock it out of the park,

and so far, the park keeps knocking it back.

Hello, welcome to the show. I'm bide my time because that's the kind of gal I'm while other

while other folks grow dizzy I keep busy

By my time

Next year, something's bound to happen.

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