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Ladies and gentlemen, my favorite news story of the week,

not including Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s story of

picking up a dead bear and driving on he's sitting in Brooklyn and then going back to drop the bear off in Central Park

before he went to the airport, Kennedy Airport, which is in the other direction from where he was eating dinner in Brooklyn.

There are parks in Brooklyn where you could drop off of Dead Bear.

Anyway, my favorite news story of the week concerns a story

Donald Trump told during his much ballyhooed by him news conference this week. It was a story about him being in a helicopter

with California, then Assembly speaker

speaker Willie Brown and a near-accident that they experienced together

much like the Brian Williams near accident in his helicopter.

And it turns out Willie Brown still alive, says that never happened. I was never in a helicopter with Donald

Trump. And a lot of news agencies scampered around to try to figure out what was, if anything, the truth behind that story.

And at the end of the week, a revelation, a non-a-genarian, former city council member in Los Angeles,

Nate Holden, said, well, I was in a helicopter

with Donald Trump once in the early 90s, I believe.

What did Nate Holden and Willie Brown have in common? They're both black.

Willie is a short black man. They're both black.

Willie is a short black man. Nate Holden was is a tall black man.

But to be fair, in a helicopter probably, either one of them would be sitting down.

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