Here it is!

From deep inside your audio device of choice.

Bam, bum, bum, bum, bum,

bomb, bomb,

bomb, bomb,

bomb,

bomb,

bomb Iran.

That's great to stand.

Bam, ma'am,

bomb, bomb,

bomb, bomb, bomb, ma'Bum-Bum-B-B-B-B-B-Bam-B-B-Bam-M-A-B-Bam-Murin.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, some news about the thing that seems to be going on. White House officials, according to the New York Times, have refused to estimate the cost of the war in Iran so far.

But on the other hand, two independent groups say the expense is huge, like big, like staggering, between $28 billion and $35 billion so far,

or just under $1 billion a day.

I've got that on me.

No, daylight on Athens, fraudulent messages promising safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for cryptocurrency have been sent to some shipping companies whose vessels are stranded near the waterway.

It's according to a Greek maritime risk management firm.

The two sides are both blocking the strait through which roughly a fifth of the world's oil and liquefied natural gas used to pass,

way back when the Greek maritime risk management firm issued an alert warning,

warning ship owners that unknown actors, claiming to represent represent Iranian authorities had sent some shipping companies a message

demanding transit fees in cryptocurrencies for clearance.

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